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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:32
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
No way
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.